Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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