Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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