$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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