You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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