She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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