white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
God I need to hump something, right now.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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