this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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