I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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