I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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