I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
where are you?
Hypothermia
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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