butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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