It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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