Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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