i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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