i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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