i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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