it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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