I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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