i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
My breath smells like gin and sadness
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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