Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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