If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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