walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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