Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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