Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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