Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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