watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Its about making memories worth repressing
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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