problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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