Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
handjob tips. give me some.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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