just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i drank out of a bidet.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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