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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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