I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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