next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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