So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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