Do vagina's smell?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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