I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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