You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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