Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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