On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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