whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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