I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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