none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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