just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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