How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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