My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
just tell him i said nine months
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
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And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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