It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
In America we eat man semen.
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
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