i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
My feet surprised me
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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