Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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