Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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