that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
i think i just lost a toe
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize