oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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